Be aware, unlike all of my other posts, this is not an original idea. I’m jumping on the bandwagon… In literature, one hundred and forty characters are overwhelming, but in intelligent discourse, they are inadequate or unintelligible. At best one hundred and forty characters can be used to make an incisive valid assertion that lacks […]
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For far too long, we’ve been putting up with poison. It seems that every piece of meat, fruit or vegetable, every lotion, shampoo, and toothpaste, every toy, every vehicle and every piece of clothing these days is composed of some kind of nasty chemical. Studies show chemicals kill! It’s time we eliminate them once and […]
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Citizens of America, citizens of the world, citizens of Cygnus Alta Five, a great galactic injustice is going unpunished. That’s right, it’s the murder of precious, precious unborn babies, the least guilty of the human population. They haven’t even sinned yet, much less broken the law. Yes it’s true we’re all born with that nebulous […]
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Have you felt it? Has it gnawed at you from the inside? Do you feel the horrible roiling unrest deep in the heart of the true America. Does that ominous arrhythmia in the heartland keep you up at night quivering in mortal terror? The threat, the poison, the volatile explosives, the infection, the insidious, mind […]
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Beware that little girl who coughed two feet from your position on the plane. She might have ebola. It’s spread to America, the shining invincible beacon of global liberty, birthplace of God and morality. If ebola can come to this land and infect a handful of innocent, selfless American citizens, all is lost and no […]
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We live in the United States and are not starving or dying of thirst and have a reasonably comfortable standard of living. Sure there are some who are unemployed, homeless, or chronically incarcerated, but that’s not us. Let’s have a drink to celebrate! Dang, what’s happening overseas? Why are we shooting bullets at those people? […]
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In the christian religion, life can not exist without sin. Stay alive. Live evil.
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We need to fight against the tyranny of vaccines. I’ve heard unsubstantiated claims that vaccinations are dangerous and could cause autism. Though there is no scientific evidence or even a statistical correlation to justify these claims, we should proceed as if they’re true and overreact accordingly. It’s time to fight for a worldwide moratorium on […]
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Our planet’s soul needs a smooth, somber, soothsayer to speak the hard solutions to our most dire impending disasters, softening the unpalatable blow for the masses. It needs someone to narrate the humans into actions that extend beyond shouts and finger pointing. Morgan Freeman’s mouth could pontificate upon the behavior of the planet’s asses. Yet […]
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The world is rife with violent gangs. The bloods and the crips, the christians and muslims, chocolate and vanilla, the count chocula’s and the boo berries, the kook cluck clan, the masons and the skulls, kappa beta gamma and delta delta delta, the bloodhound gang and the insane clown posse, the catholics and the protestants, […]
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Daily Pep Talk: #001
After nearly ten minutes of staring in a blank, dissatisfied fugue, you realize that even the sweet cereals with a prize at the bottom don’t get you anxious in the morning anymore. No sugary slush will put Susie’s lips on yours or Tammy’s hand in yours. Susie’s lips are busy with Billy who pushed you […]
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Personal Salvation and Rebel Fashion: Idea # 003
I have one or two followers who like fashion. They started following me because of my silly sock patching post, AKA Frankenclothes. In the interests of pandering to my fashion followers, I had another sewing fashion brainstorm. My newest project will change the world on rainy days. Some people wear glasses, and unfortunately glasses require […]
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Most Noble Runt
Don’t go noble fellow. Stay. Don’t fill the mylar and fly away. We need your stability. We need your inert charm. Even if you’re often found with a radiation alarm. We love how you get low with solubility and density. You’re our rock to reduce reaction volatility. Fusion on earth is too hot to bare. […]
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