Most Noble Runt

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Don’t go noble fellow. Stay.

Don’t fill the mylar and fly away.

We need your stability. We need your inert charm.

Even if you’re often found with a radiation alarm.

We love how you get low with solubility and density.

You’re our rock to reduce reaction volatility.

Fusion on earth is too hot to bare.

Two joined protons are far too rare.

Helium, how noble, how unyielding, how brave.

So few others make the electrons behave.

Don’t go noble fellow. Stay.

Don’t fill the mylar and fly away.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Dr. Soong’s last flake of skin.

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The Mantle of Appetite

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a bratwurst birthday but only on Tuesday.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a bratwurst birthday but only on Tuesday.

A stomach on foot travels slow

Sliding on slime, the gastropods flow

In the current, bivalves sit and wait

Food comes to them, no need for bait

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a cloudy corn snake.

A brain on foot hurries through the water

Cephalopod hunts end in slaughter

Phylum mollusca are a curious bunch

They can’t agree how to get their lunch

Gimme Some Bones

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the newest addition of the slowpoke waffle iron kitchen suite.

It’s a structured frame to hold onto

It’s a brace to move when you want to

 

It’s armor for what is squishy and soft

It’s a blood factory that holds you aloft.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents an aggravated mumble worm infection.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents an aggravated mumble worm infection.

B is for bubble; bubble, bubble, bubble.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the nostrils of yor.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the nostrils of yor.

What’s that sticky spot?
Is it chunky? Is it gooey?
Does it smell a lot?

What’s that puddle slimy and slick?
Is it oily, is it greasy?
If I lick it, will I grow sick?

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the latest architect for an occupied Tibet.

Let me touch it.
Will this viscous slick stick?
Was is secreted and intentional?
Did it leak out unconventional?

Bacteria or glycogen rich,
never mind, who cares
apply to skin to cure an itch!

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents heads up 7up and back out the esophageal sphincter.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents heads up 7up and back out the esophageal sphincter.

Hip to B Squared

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the third shoe of the millipede martyr. Go diplopoda!

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the third shoe of the millipede martyr. Go diplopoda!

Plaid, perpendicular, loud, tacky and warm
Plaid, right angle rainbows, a parallel swarm
Plaid, lumberjack, pajama party, and grunge
Plaid is the wave the future! Take the plunge!

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the newest addition to the Brady Bunch pancake sandwich.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the newest addition to the Brady Bunch pancake sandwich.

The Great River

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents counter proposal 1a between the street government of and the potato cake freak out of Nautilus 5.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents counter proposal 1a between the street government and the potato cake freak out of Nautilus 5.

Inorganic solute, pH, and fluid volume balance
Removing metabolic scraps and saving sugar
Using filtration and active transport talents
Renal filtrate funneled as urine down the ureter to the bladder station
Tumbling warm and wet from the urethra in the process of micturition
Every day the kidneys take care of the great river transit inside
monitoring and cleaning the pristine rapids, controlling the tide

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the new braid on Punky Brewster.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the new braid on Punky Brewster.

Square Pants Dance

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represent the nougat of Cassanova.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represent the nougat of Cassanova.

A loose community of aquatic friends
Working together for filtering ends
As the wet currents pass them by
Choanocytes catch the food on the fly
If broken apart there are no issues
Phylum porifera has no tissues

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Princess Diana’s feelings about Grover Monster’s waiter skills.

Circle of Red Sometimes With a Circle of Willis

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a jingle bell chain saw.

A central station, a pulsing power hub, transport to a dynamic beat lub dub.
Departures and arrivals at kidney, lungs, and liver; patrolling soldiers swarm a sliver.

Nourishment, oxygen, messengers, and warriors ride the tubes far and near.
Relentless, powerful, rhythmic, essential, never stopping, year after year.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. Picture here, the Finnish people

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. Pictured here, the Finnish people

Safety First

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image obviously represents Heigh ho, Silver, away!

Don’t touch that thing; it’s just not safe.

See the skull and cross bones? Hear the shrill alarm tones?
Notice the blood, dried and crusty. Look at all the edges, jagged and rusty.
See the circle of wilted dying flowers? Ware that three eyed toad, fear its evil powers.

Artsy Photo: click for full size. This image represents Edgar Poe's forgotten bowl of noodles.

Artsy Photo: click for full size. This image represents Edgar Poe’s forgotten bowl of noodles.

I beg you don’t go near it. Play with this lion instead. Smoke a cigarette in bed. Join a suicidal cult. Greet a mobster with insult. Handle some snakes. Drive without brakes. Poke a mother bear with a stick. Give an outlet a lick, but avoid that thing over there.

Don’t attempt to cross the barbed wire. Don’t mock that snarling dog’s ire.
“Don’t do it” I say! Stay out of the way!

Don’t touch that thing; it’s just not safe.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Fort Nerf.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Fort Nerf.

Secret Stash

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents fried rice hurtling through space.

I’m sick of your mustache and all it represents.

Everyone hates your mustache. None are on the fence.

Your mustache is dirty. It doesn’t show panache.

Let’s get that hair off now, and throw it in the trash.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a New York hour.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a New York hour.

You’re not a cowboy or swashbuckling rogue.

That gross ugly fur above your lip will never be vogue.

This follicular folly must end now for goodness sake!

Shave it before the meeting, for there’s too much at stake.

Remember when buttered broccoli got stuck on your face.

The mustache held it for half the day. Don’t repeat disgrace.

All that food and sweat festers and feeds the mustache forest.

I picked mushrooms from the underbrush, it’s hygiene at its poorest.

It scares me at night. I see glowing eyes hidden in the thick.

I dreamt you were a rabid schnauzer dripping froth foamy and sick.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represent the proper way to tap dance in front of the emperor of Loatia Minor.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represent the proper way to tap dance in front of the emperor of Loatia Minor.

I’m sick of your mustache and all it represents.

Everyone hates your mustache. None are on the fence.