The solution to gangs: Idea #0018

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Tycho Brahe's smudged handkerchief  on which he recorded his observations on the supernova of the crab nebula.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Tycho Brahe’s smudged handkerchief on which he recorded his observations on the supernova of the crab nebula.

The world is rife with violent gangs. The bloods and the crips, the christians and muslims, chocolate and vanilla, the count chocula’s and the boo berries, the kook cluck clan, the masons and the skulls, kappa beta gamma and delta delta delta, the bloodhound gang and the insane clown posse, the catholics and the protestants, the americans and the russians and every other flavor of the week is bent on violence against themselves and each other. There are far too many gangs for the safety of the world. Because they perpetually murder their rivals, they descend into a hate spiral and nurture grudge upon grudge. There is only one way for them to end the hate, only one way to end the pain. It’s time for a final all gang free for all. The last person living will have the satisfaction of knowing that they will no longer be harried by rival groups. As the pinnacle of reality drama, this must be a world wide television event. Remember, those other people called your mama fat, mentioned you were a yellow bellied turd and killed your brother. Gather all your weapons and meet them at 4:00 at the flagpole! Only violence can end violence, let the bullets, nukes and molotov cocktails fly until at last we have the soothing, restful silence of peace. Hurry up! Are you really going take that from them?

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the first breakfast.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the first breakfast.

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