Don’t go noble fellow. Stay.
Don’t fill the mylar and fly away.
We need your stability. We need your inert charm.
Even if you’re often found with a radiation alarm.
We love how you get low with solubility and density.
You’re our rock to reduce reaction volatility.
Fusion on earth is too hot to bare.
Two joined protons are far too rare.
Helium, how noble, how unyielding, how brave.
So few others make the electrons behave.
Don’t go noble fellow. Stay.
Don’t fill the mylar and fly away.