We live in the United States and are not starving or dying of thirst and have a reasonably comfortable standard of living. Sure there are some who are unemployed, homeless, or chronically incarcerated, but that’s not us. Let’s have a drink to celebrate!
Dang, what’s happening overseas? Why are we shooting bullets at those people? What did they do to us? The TV says they’re bad guys. Well that’s life…err death. Um, pour us another drink.
Gee, the cost of transportation to our place of employment sure has gone up fast as well as the transport of goods. There’s not much left over to spend on things that bring us enjoyment. Oh well, let’s get another round. No, not the patron, send Jose our way.
Ah crap! It’s hard to pay for a car, a house, medicine, and recreation now. Let’s have a staycation. We can’t complain. That’d just be a little white whine. Ooh that sounds delicioush right about now!
Man, those medical bills got ssteep this year. Well we can just shplit the difference on the card. What could possibly go wrong. Things can only get better from here on out. Let’s have a toast to a shunny tomorrow!
Oh sit! What’s happenin to theesh banks? How can banks be outta money?! Dis is scary. Wait are we still fighting people on the other shide of the world? What do you mean people are fighting on this side of the world too? Gangsh? What are gangsh?
Delincunt mortage account? What dat? Shcrew it. Bring snaps and a glash.
Can you shpare change? Need to getsh bush ticket. No monies? You’re a bank man. What happent to money Preshident gave you?! We needsh it! Ooh! A half empty four D ounze! That’ll quell rage.
Outta booze?! No! Why? Why? Why? Why! Why! Why! What are we gonna do now? Oh god, what are we gonna do now?