Have another drink: Idea #0022

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the new and improved tower of London.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents the new and improved tower of London.

We live in the United States and are not starving or dying of thirst and have a reasonably comfortable standard of living. Sure there are some who are unemployed, homeless, or chronically incarcerated, but that’s not us. Let’s have a drink to celebrate!

Dang, what’s happening overseas? Why are we shooting bullets at those people? What did they do to us? The TV says they’re bad guys. Well that’s life…err death. Um, pour us another drink.

Gee, the cost of transportation to our place of employment sure has gone up fast as well as the transport of goods. There’s not much left over to spend on things that bring us enjoyment. Oh well, let’s get another round. No, not the patron, send Jose our way.

Artsy Photo: click for full size. This image represents a root beer float gone awry.

Artsy Photo: click for full size. This image represents a root beer float gone awry.

Ah crap! It’s hard to pay for a car, a house, medicine, and recreation now. Let’s have a staycation. We can’t complain. That’d just be a little white whine. Ooh that sounds delicioush right about now!

Man, those medical bills got ssteep this year. Well we can just shplit the difference on the card. What could possibly go wrong. Things can only get better from here on out. Let’s have a toast to a shunny tomorrow!

Oh sit! What’s happenin to theesh banks? How can banks be outta money?! Dis is scary. Wait are we still fighting people on the other shide of the world? What do you mean people are fighting on this side of the world too? Gangsh? What are gangsh?

Delincunt mortage account? What dat? Shcrew it. Bring snaps and a glash.

Can you shpare change? Need to getsh bush ticket. No monies? You’re a bank man. What happent to money Preshident gave you?! We needsh it! Ooh! A half empty four D ounze! That’ll quell rage.

Outta booze?! No! Why? Why? Why? Why! Why! Why! What are we gonna do now?  Oh god, what are we gonna do now?

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a new look for Copper Thomas and his reggae flute band.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents a new look for Copper Thomas and his reggae flute band.

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Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image is entitled umbrella. It represents a strict diet of bumblebee soup. That's soup made for bumblebees not out of bumblebees, unless of course it's soylent B.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image is entitled umbrella. It represents a strict diet of bumblebee soup. That’s soup made for bumblebees not out of bumblebees, unless of course it’s soylent B.

Dip down with diastole

Down into the tops

Into the atria the blood drops

 

Rise up with systole

From the bottom up and out

Ventricular flow to the organs spout

 

From right to left the circuits go

Enter right and down from the body

Unloaded blood and pressure’s low

 

Leave right and up the pulmonary flow

Return left and down from the lungs

Exit left and up to the body carrying cargo

Artsy photo: Click for full size.This image represents how open I am about the circulatory system.

Artsy photo: Click for full size.This image represents how open I am about the circulatory system.