Safety First

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image obviously represents Heigh ho, Silver, away!

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image obviously represents Heigh ho, Silver, away!

Don’t touch that thing; it’s just not safe.

See the skull and cross bones? Hear the shrill alarm tones?
Notice the blood, dried and crusty. Look at all the edges, jagged and rusty.
See the circle of wilted dying flowers? Ware that three eyed toad, fear its evil powers.

Artsy Photo: click for full size. This image represents Edgar Poe's forgotten bowl of noodles.

Artsy Photo: click for full size. This image represents Edgar Poe’s forgotten bowl of noodles.

I beg you don’t go near it. Play with this lion instead. Smoke a cigarette in bed. Join a suicidal cult. Greet a mobster with insult. Handle some snakes. Drive without brakes. Poke a mother bear with a stick. Give an outlet a lick, but avoid that thing over there.

Don’t attempt to cross the barbed wire. Don’t mock that snarling dog’s ire.
“Don’t do it” I say! Stay out of the way!

Don’t touch that thing; it’s just not safe.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Fort Nerf.

Artsy Photo: Click for full size. This image represents Fort Nerf.

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