Personal salvation and unwanted conversation: Idea #002

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Each of us periodically encounter conversations or people we don’t like and yet are socially obligated to endure. When this happens don’t panic. As the conversation proceeds, simply turn your head to the side, cup your hands to your mouth like you’re shouting off into the distance, and quietly whisper “Help! Superman! Help!” This action will end your social encounter often with its first implementation. If not, very few repetitions are needed to exterminate unwanted social growths.

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